Some jokes for you to have fun here?

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John: John cant go to school today because he is sick.
Principal: To whom am i speaking
John: This is my Father

Question: 10 people are under in a small umbrella but no one got wet why?
Answer: It wasn't raining!

Teacher: John if i have 5 apples in my right hand and 6 apples in my other hand how many do i have?
John: Very big hands mam.

Hope you can have fun there!

Teacher: John if i have 5 apples in my right hand and 6 apples in my other hand how many do i have?
John: Very big hands mam.

it doesn't make sence cos she's asking how many apples does she has and not what does she has, so he can't answer very big hands if he isn't total asshead

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Holly fucking shit, this is hillarious! Let me know when you are doing standup, sir!